Welcome
Why did I do this?
One day I told myself "self, you should start a website, it should be pointless, fun and serve no real purpose". This is it.
who am I?
former child
it's true, I spent the 90's living my life as a child. This was a wild time of discovery, I learned to see, walk, eat and even breathe, these tasks would help make the man I am today.
moms favorite son
this is a gimme as I am my moms only son, but if I had a brother, you bet your bottom dollar I'd still be the favorite.
the idea guy
a literal human think tank, I am filled to the brim with fantastic and whimsical ideas, I took thinking out of the box literally and have spent most of my day dreams, dreaming of new things.
holy macaroni its a holy matrimony
I believe in love and I believe everyone loves in their in own ways. As an ordained minister I am here to help craft your unforgettable moment. Personalized ceremonies that don't discriminate, tailored for couples.
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Your contributions will be contributed to a cause that contributes to the happiness of someone else (its me, I'm someone else)
what my eyes see
